The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said ‘I have to talk to you. We
have some Pakistanis up here in heaven and they are causing problems.
They’re swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are
wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are
riding Mercedes and BMW’s instead of the chariots, and they’re selling
their halos to people for discount prices. They refuse to keep the
stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating
samosas and drinking chai. Some of them are even walking around with
just one wing!’ The Lord said, ‘Pakistanis are Pakistanis. Heaven is
home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give
Satan a call, in Hell.
Satan answered the phone, ‘Hello? Hold on a minute.’ Satan returned to
the phone, ‘OK I’m back. What can I do for you?’ Gabriel replied, ‘I
just wanted to know what kind of problems you’re having down there.’
Satan says, ‘Hold on again. I need to check on something.’ After about
5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, ‘I’m back. Now what was
the question?’ Gabriel said, ‘What kind of problems are you having
down there?’ Satan says, ‘Man I don’t believe this…….Hold on.’
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He
returned and said, ‘I’m sorry Gabriel, I can’t talk right now. These
Pakistanis have put out the fire and are trying to install air
conditioning! !
A big LOL for this one
rofl !!!
